I’m sorry. I had a couple of days where I didn’t really feel like writing. But I’m perking up now.
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk